Buttons

Oh I woke up, dressed for work,
Pulling on trousers, putting on a shirt,
Had some trouble, Lord save my soul,
Couldn’t get the buttons in the button hole.

Chorus
Woh oh oh oh  can’t get a button in me,
Woh oh oh oh  can’t get a button in me.

I said “Miss Shirt I believe I’m late,
Some assistance I’d appreciate”
She said “I can’t help you, I’ll tell you why,
I’m a brand new shirt, and I’m a little bit shy”

She said (Chorus)

Well I came home, going on a date,
Meeting my girlfriend, I’m a little late.
All fired up; I’m ready to roll,
Then I couldn’t get the buttons in the button hole.

Instrumental

Went to a movie, had a good time,
Kiss in the back row, your place or mine?
Took her home, we drank some beer,
Gave her a cuddle, she boxed my ears.

She said (Chorus) 
Repeat